How to Beat That Malodorous Coffeehouse Gentleman at Checkers – Opening Strategy (Part 1)

Since we have completed analysis of several very simple games, which you should now be very comfortable playing on Sundays after you’ve taken the requisite number of baths (thanks Douglas, see number 2)… Continue reading

Beat the Family Dog at Monopoly

Monopoly is a popular board game released by Parker Brothers (now Hasbro). The rules of the game aren’t difficult to learn, but they would be time-consuming to go through here, so if you… Continue reading

Prey on Normal Human Weakness by Dominating at Yahtzee

Yahtzee is a game played with five six-sided dice and a scorepad. The object of the game is to score a higher number of points than your opponent. Points are earned according to… Continue reading

Learn to Embrace Your Destiny by Playing Sprouts

Sprouts is another simple pencil-and-paper game (like Tic-Tac-Toe and Dots-and-Boxes) that is played by children the world over. The board starts with some number of dots, with two starting dots being the most… Continue reading

Grid and Bear it. (How to beat that weird uncle who always wants to play Battleship at Battleship)

Battleship is played on two 10 x 10 grids as shown below: Each player has a grid on which they place the following ships in any configuration they wish: 1 Aircraft Carrier –… Continue reading

Rock Some Sockses at Dots and Boxes

Dots and boxes (also called Pigs and Sties) is a game played with a pencil and paper on a grid of boxes. There is no limit to the arrangement or shape of the… Continue reading

How to beat your idiot father at Connect Four

Connect Four (the most common and Milton Bradley-trademarked name for the game, which is also known as Four-in-a-row or Four-in-a-line), is a game played on a vertical 7×6 board, like so: The playing pieces… Continue reading

How to beat anyone (Who doesn’t know how to think) at Tic-Tac-Toe

Tic-Tac-Toe is a simple game that nearly everyone has played. As a short refresher, the game is played by two players on a 3x 3 grid, like so: There are two, basic pieces… Continue reading